The draft

Why are so many Americans morbidly obese? What are you thinking??? We’re at war, and there you are stuffing a triple-fried chicken leg in your mouth instead of toning your physiques! What are you thinking??? When the government imposes the draft because it needs 50 million men to fight, who the hell is it going to take? Billy-Bob who weighs 375 lbs of pure lard? NO!

LISTEN TO ME! PUT DOWN THE FORKS! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DEFEND THE HOMELAND WHEN YOU ARE IMMOBILE! If you’re not going to lose weight for your own health, do it for the survival of your country!

Our enemy can (and will) radicalize over a billion fit, healthy fighting soldiers, and what can we do against that?
Guys, listen up. You need to get in shape… please! This is a war we’re in. It’s our ultimate fight for survival!

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2 Responses to The draft

  1. BrianMc says:

    What is wordpress?I have been looking for a way to get a little more trafic on this site… Blogger.com is fun, but I am not busting-my-tail for a few hours a day for nothing. I guess it it time to take it to the next lever as a blogger.

  2. Soothsayer says:

    WordPress is just like blogger.com, its a bit more sophisticated, and about as complicated. Check it out, it’s not difficult to learn at all!

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