Why are so many Americans morbidly obese? What are you thinking??? We’re at war, and there you are stuffing a triple-fried chicken leg in your mouth instead of toning your physiques! What are you thinking??? When the government imposes the draft because it needs 50 million men to fight, who the hell is it going to take? Billy-Bob who weighs 375 lbs of pure lard? NO!
LISTEN TO ME! PUT DOWN THE FORKS! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DEFEND THE HOMELAND WHEN YOU ARE IMMOBILE! If you’re not going to lose weight for your own health, do it for the survival of your country!
Our enemy can (and will) radicalize over a billion fit, healthy fighting soldiers, and what can we do against that?
Guys, listen up. You need to get in shape… please! This is a war we’re in. It’s our ultimate fight for survival!
Posted by Soothsayer